a stupid letter

Actually, I wanted to blog this in German, but then I remembered a request some time ago from fellow blogger DQ, who asked about “a post on what Germany is like”.
Well, Germany is just as diverse as any other country, and there’s a lot to blog from here, just as there’s a lot to blog from remote villages in Kenya. I am often tempted to write in German, but then I read a quote from a page yesterday, where they listed a few popular German bloggers – and guess what? Looks like there are only a few Germans out there who blog in English.

Wooooha, baby, I knew it! I knew it! I am sooooo Eurokenyan 2.0…. :-)

Whatever. No matter what language, things like “election campaigns” are just as dumb in Germany as they are in Kenya.
Whereas politicians in Kenya are meanwhile busy talking about proper leadership (as if problems could be solved by better leaders only), a similar stupidity applies to Germany, where – on a very local level – we’ll have elections on May 13th 2007 in the City and Federal State of Bremen.

There are about 13 parties who are trying to obtain some votes, and among the bigger players that regularly make it to the Bundestag – the German parliament in Berlin – there are smaller parties as well. One of them is the DVU, the Deutsche Volksunion, who today sent me a very strange letter:

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This young DVU candidate, who is about my age, sent out letters where he asked for votes. Well, that’s normal practise. EVEN the mission statements on the attached flyer aren’t as bad as one could assume – with the DVU being a very nationalistic, far right party – I never expected anything else but nationalistic issues such as that Germany has in the past contributed “too much” to the European Union or that the impoverishment of Germans should be reduced and so on. They indeed claim to be the German People’s Union, which is why they came up with nationalistic subjects which may be understood by the common people. Or in other words: just as smart Kenyans don’t give a damn if Raila Odinga keeps on driving around in a Hummer or a Jaguar, smart Germans don’t give a damn about such issues the DVU made a subject of their discussions. Why?

Because all these issues may indeed have an interesting core, but are completely out of this world. Because the attached letter is so blatantly stupid that you instantly question the social maturity of the DVU candidates. And Siggi, the DVU candidate who made it to the parliament in Bremen during the last elections, is just a living proof for…..well, let’s say: God’s humour. THESE GUYS, however, aren’t just funny, but also interested in manipulating those one that still can’t seperate good and evil. They actually went to some schools in the City and distributed DVDs with German music. Nothing wrong about that – but what would you think if a politician comes to the school of your children and tries to influence them? See?

There are indeed a lot of things that need to change in Bremen, Germany and Europe. However, I really doubt that the DVU will be part of the solution process.

And for those who are still undecided and who are allowed to vote – there’s this Wahl-O-Mat thing on the internet – a small applet that lists about 30 theses from political parties. Now even if you don’t speak German, pls have a look at it. This thing could be a perfect gadget for the election campaign in Kenya – maybe via SMS? All it does is listing all these theses, and then you can click or vote for what you think is best. In the end it shows you what you voted for – and what the political parties are campaigning for.
Makes sense whenever the electorate is interested in real issues, and when things are not only about identifying “good leaders”.

Protestzug in Berlin

Lea von der Darfurgruppe Berlin bat mich heute, folgenden Aufruf zum Protestzug am 29. April 2007 in Berlin bekannt zu machen:

Stoppt das Morden in Darfur!

Vier Jahre nach Beginn des Völkermordes im Westen des Sudan ist die Lage der Zivilbevölkerung in Darfur schlimmer denn je zuvor: 400.000 Menschen sind dem Genozid schon zum Opfer gefallen, 2,6 Millionen Menschen mussten flüchten und die Gewalt hält weiter an. Dörfer werden bombardiert, Menschen werden vergewaltigt und vertrieben.

Die Zeit läuft ab für die Menschen in Darfur. Vor drei Jahren hat die Afrikanische Union einen Waffenstillstand vereinbart und Friedenstruppen entsandt. Doch bis heute wird die Zivilbevölkerung nicht wirksam vor Gewalt und Menschenrechtsverletzungen geschützt.

Deswegen wird das weltweite Bündnis “Globe for Darfur” am 29. April 2007 den dritten Global Day for Darfur veranstalten. Zum ersten Mal wird auch die deutsche Beteiligung über eine Pressekonferenz (wie beim letzten Mal) hinausgehen. Bitte setzen Sie sich mit uns dafür ein, dass die Europäische Union aktive Schritte unternimmt, um den Völkermord in Darfur zu beenden.

Bitte schließen Sie sich unserem Protestzug durch Berlin an, der am 29. April 2007 um 10 Uhr vom Pariser Platz vor dem Brandenburger Tor zum Potsdamer Platz läuft, auf dem um 11 Uhr 30 eine Abschlusskundgebung stattfindet.

Thx!

UN s-g to release masterplan on tuesday

Story by KBW correspondent
Publication Date: 2007/04/01

Ban Ki-Sun, Secretary-General of the United Nerds, today mentioned on his blog that he is about to release a masterplan on tuesday that will save the world.

Mr Ban Ki-Sun, who was elected Secretary-General of the United Nerds on January 1 this year, wrote that he and his team had “in the past worked on an international masterplan that will save the world from all evil and bring happiness, love and charity to mankind”.

Also, he argues that “unlike other plans in the past, this one has been created through the use of Web 2.0 technologies such as Google Docs & Spreadsheet and lots of input by other bloggers around the world, thus ensuring ownership, stability, relevance and popularity of the desired targets throughout the world”.

And he goes on: “We will therefore be delighted to present to the world, a universal masterplan, which will not only bring an ending to the ongoing wars in the Sudan and other conflict areas, but also ensure that broadband internet is made available to all areas of the world. This is based on the fact that a fast and broadband internet connectivity ensures peace, love and unity around the world as everyone will be busy surfing the net, chatting with others and/or downloading digital data. Also, any warlike activities by users may in future be limited to virtual worlds such as Second Life or World of Warcraft, the latter being the world’s most “massive multiplayer online role-playing game” (MMORPG).”

Rumours on the internet also reveal that this will include the employment of technical staff worldwide to ensure the implementation of this ambitious plan in future. Right now, soldiers by the North Atlantic Terror Organization (NATO) have already been asked to attend IT courses and take extra classes on mediation and DIY internet projects. For instance, the NATO approach is based on Geekcorps, an international organization by technology experts.

As a side effect, this will also help reduce the heavily overpaid staff at the United Nerds and its programms who in the past hasn’t produced any working masterplans. Mr Ban Ki-sun has in the past often relied on unpaid interns who are known for managing all backoffice jobs in UN offices world-wide.

The internet is a world-wide network of computers, and weblogs are user-generated contents in a diary form that have come to substitute the printed press in the 20th century.

AOB: Tocotronic “An einem Dienstag im April” (oder: wie wir anfingen, die Welt anhand von Tocotronic Songtiteln zu beschreiben).

where is my water, dude?

My, oh my…so I opened the website of The Standard, and came across this animated gif, which leads us to the Website of the “Office of Public Communications“.

Oh? A photo gallery? Lemme see….*click*…. :

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“President Kibaki launching a completed water project.”

Please: with cheap questions such as “What has Kibaki done with your money?” (as shown on that animated gif!), I’d at least also expect the same sort of populism on the sample images as shown on the public communications website. You are talking about water? Then show us the water. Simpoool…

I don’t know who’s responsible for this publicity, but when it comes to politics, my own experience is that Kenyans aren’t that dumb to see WHAT Kibaki, as a person, and the NARC government has brought upon Kenyans in the past.

And I think by now everyone interested has understood so far that the “Baba Moi” era is over, and that change doesn’t entirely depend on a single person in power. So how come they are refocusing it back on a single person? Because of Raila? LOL..

the keyword dilemma

Mbuzimoja asked me about some present figures on the water & sanitation situation in Nairobi, so I took this opportunity to superficially scan all those various pdfs, docs and xls files I had gathered on my computer for any information which might help her on her current project.

“Linking sustainability with demand, gender and poverty”, it said on one document.

Ati??!

Maybe I am just way tooooo simple and naive, but whenever I open a document where I read keywords such as MDGs, sustainability, gender, poverty, Worldbank, UN, UNxxx, stakeholders, policy, NGO, framework, indicators, capacity building, community, etc. etc. – I scratch my head and wonder about:

a) who’s supposed to actually read all these papers? *yawn*
b) does the production of these papers with the theoretical outlining change anything in affected areas?
c) what do the authors feel about their work?
d) how come no one complains about all these keywords if, in reality, maybe about half of the world’s population doesn’t even know what sustainability actually means?

Sure, it’s good to have a plan and/or a strategy, but real change – in my opinion – comes with actions. Think of Wangari Muta Maathai and you get the picture. Did she ever require sexy keywords to get her message across although she’s dealing with different stakeholders on different levels? No.

I had this professaaa in universitiy who used to be the Senior Advisor to Martha Karua when the latter one was still in charge @ Maji House, and I once told her straightforward that I just couldn’t stand all these theoretical models on how to tackle environmental issues. In this complex world, where problems relate to each other and address different levels, there’s no holistic model which could explain everything. Instead, I think, we already know what to do (like Wangari did) and just start somewhere. After all, actions speak louder than words. But then, the culture of debating issues and elaborating various plans is something, some folks in Kenya have brought to perfection.

Point is: development aid is a business. And so are these useless, keyword-enriched papers whose only purpose is to keep the money flowing.

I urgently need my own business. Yeah, now that’s my dream :-)

p.s.: i am currently dreaming about a business plan that comes without any sexy keywords. something simple that instantly sells to investors…

@Ban Ki-moon

“African envoys in Kenya have accused Western nations of using runaway insecurity as an excuse to relocate Unep office from Nairobi.” (source)

Articles like this one make me think that the UNEP is just another institution “donated” to an African country. As if the UNEP “belongs” to the western world. UNITED Nations?

My 2cents advice to Bwana Ban Ki-moon, the newly appointed S-G of the UN:

To improve productivity within the UN and, as a side-effect, thereby getting rid of some corrupted employees, how about the de-installation of all default computer games such as Solitaire, Minesweeper & Co.?

Why? Because there ARE those folks at this huge UN thingy who are just wasting time and our money. And you know it.

WTF WSF

I was enjoying a cold Mango milkshake in my beloved Nairobi, sitting here in that one popular café (free WLAN) and thought about the past week.

Monday started with the message, Tuesday saw me going to arrange some travel dates, Wednesday going to the Nbo office and rearranging some details, on Thursday I decided to stay and on Friday we saw Eric Wainaina introducing his new album. Well….life goes on. Somehow.

And then there was Saturday. Start of the World Social Forum at Uhuru Park in Nairobi. Curiosity lured me to that venue – especially since the view from there on Nairobi’s skyline is just beautiful.

The Forum itself? Hmm. I don’t know. And I won’t have the time to attend the various workshops. Mbuzimoja has to attend it though, and told me about the various costs of renting that stand at Kasarani, printing flyers and importing external consultants from Europe. Hmmmm.

“Say no to rape”, it said somewhere. Aha…
So, rape victims always have a choice and might just as well refuse to be raped?

Another world is possible”, this year’s motto (“clarion call”) says. Oh yeah, those slogans. As if the worlds problems, HIV+, poverty, etc etc etc could be solved by nice slogans.

Just WHAT am I supposed to think of such events? The folks I’ve seen today strongly remind me of those typical Attac jamaas, the modern festival rockers (as I call them), and of my friends at the students parliament & senate: lots of discussions, sympathy against the unjustice out there in the world, pure fight against capitalism as the root of all evil – or as they officially stated it “social justice, international solidarity, gender equality, peace and defence of the environment (are) on the agenda of the world’s peoples”.

And then there is this chart showing the registration fees:

Individual participants? ? ? Kes ? ? ? ? ? Euro ? ? ? USD

Africa ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 450? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 5? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 7

Rest of the South? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 2.000? ? ? ? ? 20? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 28

Northern Nationals? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 7.900? ? ? ? ? ? ? 80? ? ? ? ? ? ? 110

Yeah. Africa, Rest of the South and Northern Nationals.

In other words:
Africa = very poor, Rest of the South = poorer, Northern Nationals = rich.

World SOCIAL Forum?

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WSF opening blabla @ ~ 4pm.

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Alex from Central Kenya with a true message.

Imagine the cost of all these flyers, brochures, advertisment, etc and how it could have been used for something better instead.

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And this is where everything ends up. “Defence of the environment”??

Karibu to WSF Nairobi 2007!

Excuse me, but…

…what’s the use of having an exhibition on waste management INSIDE the UN compound in Gigiri (Nairobi, Kenya)? Inside where you need to obtain a visitors pass first to eventually get some interesting informations? And btw, why should we inform the experts if instead the wananchi should be addressed?

Similar frustration comes when you’re thinking about all these organizations and institutions in Kenya that are not networked. Although it just takes a few phone calls and a round table to meet and discuss some things.
Think of water projects, think of shared GIS maps & other digital data, think of sharing contacts and other interesting informations you won’t find online. At least, aren’t all these projects aimed at improving the country? Yet, many only start from scratch and still waste a lot of time on getting organized & networked.

Tell you what: I tend to start believing in a structurized environment where change should actually be dictated by the government in terms of gazetted acts.

I was thinking about a battery project where we put a deposit of let’s say Ksh 1 or 2/= on every battery sold in Kenya and then return them to manufacturers for recycling / reuse. The good part: the mbeca-incentive. The bad part: battery recycling @ Eveready? Hmm…

==> There are a lot of interesting, really modern and high-tech things/technological projects going on in Kenya these days – but many of these fancy & expensive brochures that have been printed with the help of the UNDP or other donors have no real meaning to me as they WILL (!) only be used for lighting up the jiko in rural areas. And the brochures, as it seems, are the first output which is generated.

My advice to all over-funded organizations out there: GET A LIFE…and start producing some practical output that people really need.