Kîrimû nî ta mwatû

Since there seem to be some vacancies in Kenya’s political scene, I’ve already written a short message to my golfing buddy Mwai and told him to assist me with this matter I’m having:

I am a german citizen, yani, politics here don’t pay. Over here, I would never get a nice Pajero, no taxpayer would cover my mobile bills nor would I be ever be asked IF I would like to buy a piece of land somewhere in EAK. You see, I’ve already asked aliaR for some advice (hey, he’s fluent in German!) but he just replied that I’d have to become even more orange and… Uhuru? Well, you know, he’s a bit pissed at me since I stole his domain name. So anyways, I thought about becoming a Kenyan citizen and applying for a Ministry. Kwani I am a very foresighted person, I already came up with this brilliant plan: Kenya needs a Ministry for Licences.

Have you ever tried to do something in Kenya without a valid licence/permit/letter of approval?

There you have it. And I am the solution. I am hereby applying for the ultimate position as Minister for Licences et al. All those Nyayo House paper works, all those things related to how-to-make-chai and this special thing when you’re applying a stamp or seal on an offical paper. Awww…. a nice feeling.

Mwai, what are you waiting for? Kîrimû kîhithaga rwembea-inî rwa nyûmba kîûî gîtikuonwo.

P.S.: forget the Pajero, I’ll just be fine with a Subaru Legacy. Yes, those new ones. No, without a driver. Thx!

Ex oriente lux

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." (Margaret Thatcher)

Frau Dr. Angela Dorothea Merkel was sworn into office yesterday as Germany’s first female chancellor (or chancellorette as quoted in another blog) and already made her first offical trip to Paris and Bruxelles to reconfirm this special relationship between France, Germany and the EU.

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Now, blogging on politics often carries a certain punchline somewhere and there sure is a lot of amusing stuff already on this woman and her new team of ministers (as pictured). Be it her ever changing looks (read: hairstyle), her shy husband (who reminds us of Denis Thatcher among other parallels like the scientific background) or even her childhood in the former GDR, which apparently formed her in one way or another.
I think a lot of people in Germany actually like the big coalition between the CDU, CSU (right-wing) and the SPD (somewhere in the middle wing) that enabled this new government and I do of course hope that the other, smaller opposition parties will take a big chance to add their constructive criticsm.
And just as much as I would like to make more fun of all this and openly laugh about Frau Merkel’s clumsy appearances, I would like to point out that it’s good to have a female chancellor in this world of sensitive, neurotic male politicians. I never voted for her, but I am happy that she made it nevertheless.

The alternative would have bored me to death, I think. :-)

Where elephants fight, the reeds get hurt.

Kudos to the Kenya National Commission on Human Rights (KNCHR) for compiling a list of 40 politicians ("list of shame") whose "derogatory speech along ethnic and racial lines" during the referendum campaigns were an incitement to violence.
The way I understand it is that the KNCHR is not only into reproving those politicians, but moreover its a test to see how far the Attorney General takes this matter seriously. And please note: "The Kenya National Commission on Human Rights (the Commission) is an independent National Human Rights Institution established by an Act of Parliament."
For me as an external observer, it is nice to see how an independet group really gets to the point and puts the finger into the wound, thereby challenging the whole system. I think in many countries we have a lot of politicians that are way too much involved into the political game(s) and there’s this big gap between the electorate and their elected representatives.
As for Kenya, the referendum issue shows me that there are still a lot of things Kenyans will need to debate upon, a lot of frustration that needs to be discussed. And when I look at my own country – Germany – I see this huge gap between the people from the East and West, North and South and I wonder if things over here could also become as emotional as in Kenya right now. What else does it take for people over here to wake up and start taking part in those discussions? I know how difficult it is to motivate others on such issues but many only complain once its already too late. Maybe there a lot of political decisions that we can not agree with but it might already help to talk about problems and not to ignore them and leave them "to others".

Kichango, kuchangizana.

Ouch! I really really tried to avoid worrying about this question – but!, the future german government (read: serikali ya mseto) TONIGHT decided upon the fate of this country: they want to raise the value added tax (V.A.T.) from 16 to 19% (as of January 1st, 2007).

Now, I am NOT an economist like Lady Tembomoja but I guess it doesn’t take much to understand its meaning for this country. MAYBE it was about time for a change, MAYBE Germany with its relatively low 16% was at the bottom of the european VAT scale (ranging from 15% in Cyprus to 25% in Denmark) so change was inevitable, and MAYBE its just one of those taxes that is easily raised and supposed to be fair on everyone’s pocket. On the other hand – who’s going to pay for all this? How am I, a student with no income, supposed to pay even more?

The way I’ve learnt it is that once your pockets are empty (and not just then), you start thinking: where did all my money go? and what will I do about it next time? will I be able to spend it wisely?
What I am trying to get at is: our governments (german, kenyan, any..) are always complaining about the money issue, they always require fresh pesa to come in and yet they try to safe it only at the wrong ends. Think of schools/educational-, health- and family policies, think of the things we as a society want to have and other things we don’t need so urgently and ask yourself if it’s just a question of the pocket or of your priorities.

We all have been witnessing budget speeches, we know this procedure from different institutions/organizations and we know how such things are debatted and often end up in a compromise. I just don’t get it though why they put more emphasis on obtaining even more money instead of rethinking their budget strategies and how to really spend it wisely in future. They DO have money, they’ve already taken it from the people, wasted it and now they are looking for alternative sources. Where’s the government that will really care about its people and needs? What’s on our agenda? How do we want to live as a society? What are our priorities?
And: what will we be able to do about it? How can we point out to them what we really want? Who are "we"? Can we come up with our own blueprint? We, the electorate?

This politics thing seems to be like playing soccer: there are only a few players on the field, but millions of referees. Sorry, it’s just too many whistles blowing at the same time…

oranges and bananas in Gamaanii

The beauty of politics in Germany these days is that apparently almost all so-called leaders didn’t like the election results from last September 18th. Germany is on its way into a big coalition between the Soccer Democrazy Party (SPD) and the Corrupt Demon Union (CDU) and since there’s a LOT of money to be saved in future, no one likes to be responsible for it. Hence, many elected leaders retired (Schröder, Fischer, Müntefering, etc), some just keep on playing games (äähh-Stoiber) while other are just too dumb to realize what’s good and bad (Merkel). Can you imagine the irony when election campaigns are focused on personalities while in the end, none of those elected had the guts to endure?

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Joji Kichaka & Ängie Ferkel

Either way this sort of free entertainment "Made in Berlin" still makes up for some great satire and maybe we’re not talking oranges or bananas over here (like in Kenya) but instead, it seems to be a battle between potatoes and cabbages. And I just wanted to note down that women are becoming stronger these days (which is good!) but then I thought of Mrs Merkel and asked myself: wot kaind of Thatcher iss zaehd? Gakunywo kagîra thooko….

Shikwati et al

James S. Shikwati‘s interview on Der Spiegel in July this year actually stirred up some debates over here – maybe also due to that nice but useless Live8 event that took place during that time.
Just two days ago, I came accross this interesting paper Shikwati presented in November 2003 on a workshop called "Campaigning for Free Trade", organised by the Liberal Institute of the Friedrich Nauman Foundation. In this paper, Shikwati gives a summarized overview on what Intellectual Property Rights (IPR) are (Patent, Trademark, Copyright, etc.) and what kind of effect they have on Development in Africa (of course, from his point of view – as liberal as it is). He concludes that "Africa must urgently seize this opportunity of protecting intellectual property (…) to attract more investment".
And the reason I am mentioning all this: Ory‘s covering of the Poptech event as well as her mentioning of the XPrize competition and FabLab make me believe that there are some people out there that do not necessarily just do what the mainstream does (~following guidelines) but who see a real possibility and know that change – and I am not talking about Africa only – will depend on people and not on governments. That we (you, me, everyone) can change a lot and that all those helpful tools are already here – we just need to pick them up and use them.
I just want to get away from this position that there might be "others" on top of us that will tell us or even know what’s good for us if, after all, we all know what governments are capable of doing and even worse what they are not. I think it is about time for us to start our own reasonable projects that will put the people, the beneficiaries, in the focus and give them the knowledge to advance. Be it in a technological or social sense.

what a waste!

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Red Cross bubudius found on my table today…

Since I never (!) had any Malaria, I regularly donate blood with the Red Cross society. It’s in a good cause and there are those old Mamas in this kijiji here that serve good coffee and good food afterwards. Actually, I think I just go there because there’s this very old lady that always smiles and – currently living in a country with perfect infrastructure and a good quality of life – it’s still not so often that one meets smiling people (why???). My brother-in-law already hit me the other day, arguing that the German Red Cross (DRK) are thiefs since they are collecting all that blood and selling it for a lot of money. Whatever.
What I do not understand, though, are these littles cruxes they are giving away as a bonus on 5th, 7th and 10th donating event. I mean, wth? am I supposed to do with them? Put them on my jacket? Or sell them on eBay?? Hello???! Dumb!!
I can just imagine this little factory over in Shenzhen, China that produces these metal giveaways and the German Red Cross buys them at huge quantities. They’d be better off saving the money and donating it for a good cause. Like the way I do with my blood.
(but do I say?!)