funny :-)
True worrrshippaas of Kikuyumoja’s Realm might remember this entry, where I highlighted that Kenya and Germany do in fact share similar national flags.
Upon opening my snail mail box this morning, I found the following “How-to-confuse-Gamaans” instruction – carefully prepared by my dearest fan Mbuzimoja:
Kiptoo – this sure is something for Mtandao.de, sindiyo?
Ok, this should be rather simpooool…but let me tell you: the moment I saw this scenery, I thought: “Ati, doesn’t this look like Vietnam?”
(Mzeecedric, Vietnam expaaaaat, can you agrrrree?)
…so what do you do in between the games?
Ok, I was a bit borred and thought about a small modification I wanted to do with this awful sunbubudiu (sunscreen?). After all, Germany’s Gerolsteiner Brunnen GmbH & Co. KG never paid me for this free advertisment on my car so something needed to be done about it. I *urgently* needed to pimp my sunbubudiu! :-)
My alternative choices included the following Kangas, Kikois:
“WATU KWA AMANI”….ehhrr…well, a bit too big + strange, ama?
Well…I am crazy, yes, but not THAT crazy… LOL…. :-)
Perfect! A blue Kikoy from Kenya I received some years ago from Christine (5Z4LL).
I just love this colour! There are indeed so many purposes for a Kikoi and the next thing I’ll do with this material is to refurbish the interior of an old ’88 Suzuki Samurai…can’t wait for that, argh! (you hear me, Mbuzimoja?)
Glue glue glue….
Finished! :-)
0,5 l Oettinger Pils + 0,5 l Oettinger malt beer = EUR 0,70
1 Mozarella cheese = EUR 0,49
1 big packet of fresh olives = EUR 0,98
1 packet of small tomatoes = EUR 1,49
1 fresh cucumber = EUR 0,89
1 (turkish) pita bread = EUR 0,45
1 (director’s) chair from Kenya = EUR ~ 20,- (??)
1 balcony with a view = EUR 159,- /month
1 background music stream = EUR 0,00
Sunshine that makes you close your eyes and forget that you’re currently living in a very remote kijiji…. = priceless :-)
What do you do in a country where public toilets are rare, ppl in love with soccer & men just oversized kids?
Right. Fun, anyone?
[via BoingBoing // via WFMU’s Beware of the Blog]
With stories like these, there’s no need for any further entertainment….
EDIT: what exactly do I have to do to get an “All Areas Access Pass” for JKIA?
~ organize some WorldCup tickets for a KAA chief?
What really pisses me off about these two “brothers” is that with their studid russian mafia BlingBling attitude they just add to this typical conception a lot of ppl have in Kenya that Mzungu = Pesa — something which most of you know to be untrue.
Imagine what it feels like when you’re approached on a daily basis and asked for money just becos you are white. Prejudices? Sure…
new category: Uchumi // things you’ll only find in Nairobi…
(Uchumi, Monrovia Street, Nairobi – well, yeah, obviously before they closed)
