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“The most beautiful women on earth, the beauty that no amount of money can buy, the most powerful hair in Africa, the most wanted hair styles now in Africa, our business is to make ladies look beautiful. If you want to look beautiful, come to us now. The magic in weaving styles for beautiful women.”

I just had to buy this poster on River Road today. That is, where else do you get African beauty for 60 bob? :-)

no noise making (in Garissa)

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NO NOISE MAKING

@ “Government Guesthouses” (where the generator that provides electricity had been drowned in the recent floods from Tana River…). Self-contained rooms: Ksh. 500/=, 700/= and 1.000 /=.

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NOTICE: NO MIRAA CHEWING AND SPITTING ON THE WALLS
PLEASE ASK FOR ASSISTANCE ON MIRAA CHEWING ZONE

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@ “New Zaire Inn”. Nowadays also known as D.R.C.!
Self contained rooms @ Ksh. 400/= and 600/=.

please note: “satelite tv” = 24h of soccer.

How to…visually convince….

…the municipal council of Embu to open its eyes and start using public funds for public benefit:

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There is this really muddy road next to Mama Ngina Street in Embu which could just use a simple drainage ditch system to remove these articifial lakes on the middle of the road. After all, the road leads to other GoK plots and even a school. And everyone (including me) is forced to wade through this muddy **** every day.

Ok. Let’s do this deal. If they can’t make it within the next two weeks, we’ll start a Harambee at the office and hire a jobless farmer to do the job. Sawa?

p.s.: this is a wonderful example to demonstrate the meaning of the often used (kenyan?) phrase “they are supposed to…”.