kisii music – anyone?

Hi,

I just came across your article about the “spotlight on kenyan music 2” and your sentence: “So, the bottom line for me is that I shall check out more Kisii tunes in future.”

My wife is Kisii and we will be travelling there next week for the 2nd time. Can you give me any direction/names who to look out for in Kisii music?

I’d love to hear music in Kisii language but have no idea where to start. And my wife has no idea what’s hot at the moment because she’s been away for 10 years now.

Thanks,
Henri

If you have any recommendations for Henri, pls share them with us in the comments section. Thank you very much!

anything missing?

“Is there anything I can bring for you from Europe?”, this visitor asked me the other day. “Anything you miss?”.

I had a hard time thinking about what I could possibly miss, and only now I slowly realize what would have been great: a broadband internet connection.

Yaaaaaani, given the speed the telecommunications sector has developed over the last few years, it’s just a matter of time when you’ll be able to surf on a wireless broadband connection anywhere in Kenya. And if you’re used to modem dial-up speeds, any GPRS/EDGE solution is broadband enough for the time being.

Nindagucookeria ngaatho…

A good way to finish a hectic day is to enjoy a few drinks with one of your colleagues who tells you about the old times – especially if that jamaa has been working all over Kenya during the last 25 years, and has lots of stories to tell.

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And then you head home, meeting this one guy who sells cooked boiled eggs for 10 bob – an artistically peeled fresh egg, served in a small plastic bag with kachumbari and salt. I always wanted to taste those ones, and now I just did. Delicious.
Next time I am waiting for my matatu in Nbo, I’ll opt for a quick snack and buy one those delicacies.

It has been a hectic day, because the Embu town council decided to extend the main road. In the process of cutting all the trees by the roadside, one of the trees feel on the street, so traffic was diverted to go along in front of our office – with the result that a passing lorry cut the telephone wires and we were left without telephone, fax and internet for the rest of the day.
How are you supposed to dial “997” to report a faulty line if your line is faulty?

So I went online via SafCom GPRS and traced the numbers of their Embu office. Upon calling them (twice!), these TerrorkomKirimus told our secretary something like “tomorrow…..maybe”.

And there you go, wondering why so many ppl in Kenya have a mobile phone.

Customer Service? Hmm. Our boss had problems keeping me from fixing the lines myself. And I already had this *ggrrrrrrrr* attitude. TerrorkomKenya – you just suck! Period.

Soooo…any lasting impressions from Kenya that I will take abroad? Many. Too many actually.
But one thing remains, and that’s the diversification of business. Small deals here and there that shall secure my future. I mean, I actually did my apprenticeship and learned how to be a business man, but then: I do too many jobs and small things free of charge. Atereere…..now where’s the Kikuyu influence? There should be a reason why I am called Kikuyumoja, but until now, I just can’t see this mbeca influence.

Anyways. When I grow up Once I have enough money, I’ll return and buy a plot with good soil somewhere upcountry. And I would like to become a chicken farmer. Chicken farming is just great! Harry of AEM recently showed me his small 1-day old chicks that he plans to rear into broilers. You know, you buy them at 30 bob and sell them after 7-8 weeks for 250 bob. Minus the food and other costs, there’s still enough money to be made. Also, this is something that can work without much attendance. Great!

“He just wouldn’t understand it..”, my colleague Francis told me this evening, “this guy had been an Administrative Policeman up there in Moyale where I was working in 1985/86 and just pocketed a small salary of Ksh 4000/=. He was my escort.”

“One day, he just asked to be taken home and then I realized he could be a millionaire! He had 2000 or 3000 goats, 150 milk cows and some other lifestock. All he wanted is to show his neighbours his big herd, but didn’t want to manage it wisely. He could have sold some of the goats – now that would have made about 5M – and also some cows for about 1M, get a nice plot in town, build some houses there, rent them out, and just live on that. But he just wouldn’t understand how to invest and extend his business. All he wanted was to show off his herd…”.

Different places, different people.

But that diversification thing still remains. I’ll need to invest into different smaller things in future, and be more serious about it. Free of charge working (“pls help me with this and that computer problem”) is nice, but it doesn’t secure anything. Damn altruism. Kenya has taught me a few lessons on how to think more about income generating projects and opportunities, and that it actually is a lot of fun and pleasure to think in agricultural and livestock terms. At least, working with my hands has always been more satisfying for me than pure mental work – and as far as I can date back my family, no one ever worked in the field or did chicken, cow, etc. rearing. Time to make a difference? We’ll see…

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Snapshot of the week! SUPERMATCH! :-)

(yes, Steve, I tried to take some pics of Embu, but you know it’s hard to take pics of the town if you’re constantly surrounded by folks – so I chose to use my mobile phone’s cam instead….will upload some of them on Flickr soon!)

Kapuscinski

Now what’s this? My dad isn’t even buried yet, and another man I really valued died earlier this week: polish author Ryszard Kapuscinski, famous for his travel stories from the 1960s Africa among many other interesting books. He was one of those authors where you just wish the book never ends. My most favourite book is his “The Shadow of the Sun“, which I usually recommend to most of my Mal d’Afrique-infected friends.
Also, he is one of those interesting personalities out there that show how much Poland is part of Europe, and has always been.

Rest in peace, Ryszard, and thanks for all the good stories.

Embu nightlife

Last night my Safaricom air time finished and I still needed to do some things online. So I went over to the bar / night club next door here at Mugo Shopping Complex and….had the laugh of my life:

Grown up men, all drunken beyond this particular state when you would want them to meet their wife’s rolling pin (think of WM’s Thatcher character & u get the picture) were dancing to obscene Mughithi songs and the whole scenery looked so funny. Just like we know these dudes with their big Dorry Parrtonn hats and the pick-up parked outside.
Upon seeing me, one of the men pulled out his mobile phone and begged for a beer. “Look my mfriend”, he said while smelling like he had taken a longer bath in Changaa, “I mhave mtwo mshistassh in USA and Gaamany”. “Oh?”, I replied, “…alafu?”. He then showed me their telephone numbers and tried to impress me with that. “Yes my ffrrrriend, schoo juu mmbuyy mrree a mbiiiaaar?”.

Kirimu gitindagia andu njira – the fool makes other people stop on the road.

After telling him this (my favourite :-) proverb, he quickly disappeared.

And then I spotted this jamaa from Ujerumani sitting in front of his Tusker and grinning like Jack Nicholson in “the shining”. Now that’s another extreme: he arrived in Nairobi three weeks ago, took a Matatu upcountry and ended up in Embu. His plans actually included going to Mombasa, but then….he just stayed here. He told me about his job in Germany – a lorry driver who once studied political sciences but then skipped that university life for the real world out there. He isn’t rich and saved his last mbeca just to enjoy a few weeks of Tusker, Nyama Choma and hanging in boring places. Alone. Just one of those easy-going guys you can unload at any bar in the world – all he needs are a few beers, a packet of Sportsman cigarettes and someone to talk to. Nice.

You are standing there, looking at all these strange characters and thinking to yourself: Kenya believe it? Just like in a movie…

I am going to miss this place. *sigh*

another torch is possible

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See this environmental-friendly (still not eco-effective, but anyways) torch? The LED bulb is powered by a dynamo inside, a magnet that moves within a coil and induces an electric current which is then stored in two small rechargeable battery cells.

A visiting friend of mine recently bought this nice torch on a christmas market for something like EUR 5,- (~ Ksh. 556 /=) and came with it to Kenya. Upon showing it to my colleagues at work here in Embu, they instantly smelled a very nice business opportunity. Indeed, I just wish someone here would take the opportunity and copy this in a jua kali way. I shall try that as well as long as I am here (unfortunately, only until the end of this coming week, but it is a nice incentive and makes sense to me).
I think it all started way back in 1993/94? or so when I saw a documentary on CNN/KTN about Trevor Baylis, this British inventor who came up with the Clockwork Radio and this company in SA called BayGen. I recently came across such a radio selling for something like Ksh 3500/= at Nakumatt Village, although that one also had a small solar panel for the lazy users which I now understand to be an improvement to the initial design.

So, now, as we are witnessing the WSF taking place in Nairobi and actually believing (I DO!) that “another world is possible”, how come soooooooooooooooooooooooooo much money is always spent on conferences, workshops, meetings IF instead it doesn’t take too much to at least invest those amounts of money to buy e.g. such torches and give them out to the traffic police in Kenya? There are about 5 police checks on the road between Nairobi and Embu, and most of these police officers are forced to buy their own torches for the night shift. Some of them are also using kerosene lamps. Now, while ignoring the question which stopped car has to “add value” and indirectly support Kenya’s police forces (so that they can go and buy more batteries), the truth is that we don’t have a battery waste concept in most African countries.

What happens to empty batteries in Kenya? Nothing. They are just disposed of like finished maize corncobs or goat bones. Helloooooo?! Batteries aren’t organic waste! Now go and try to explain that to the common wananchi….

Instead of informing the public about a proper waste management, I can only repeat my usual prayers: what we need are eco-effective products. But until then, let’s start using more environment-friendly products such as this dynamo torch that just eliminates the use of batteries.

Eveready – are you listening? If YOU can’t come up with a deposit of let’s say Ksh. 1/= on each battery sold in Kenya and a proper concept on how to recycle them, we’ll have to find some alternatives.

Also, since half of Africa is already covered by Chinese waste products, why not start importing some smarter imagineering products MadeInChina? The battery-free torch would at least make a change and give us some much-needed impact.

Something that’s much more sustainable than networked NGOs, outputs in form of printed brochures & other hand-outs and agreements on what the world should actually look like. If you won’t start this business, I will. :-)

pick one

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I just had to buy this poster on River Road today. That is, where else do you get African beauty for 60 bob? :-)