simumania

Back in those days when I had a job with this french oil company, I sat in an office with 3 other slaves and our main job was to co-ordinate the price market at their local petrol stations here in Germany. That was at the end of the last century, right after my apprenticeship.
Since all gas prices are indicated on a stand outside next to the street, price marketing is a sensitive business and our telephones rang all day long, from 7a.m. just until 8p.m. and sometimes even earlier and also later than that. Alas, also during the weekends.
Imagine being woken up by a mobile phone as early as 6 a.m. just to hear the voice of an angry petrol station owner who tells you that the competition on the other side of the street in this and that city has gone down with his pricing and asks you for a permission to reduce his price by 1 cent as well… How am I supposed to know if he is telling me the truth, let alone the fact that it takes some time to even understand his strange dialect of what’s supposed to be Gaammaaaan with which he prattles into the phone? I think you get the point…

So, the job being somewhat 24/7/365-exploitive and on the other hand turning me into a bag of nerves, I am still reminded of this job whenever a telephone rings. Well, I am over it by now, but there are some SIEMENS mobile phone ringtones that I just can’t stand and which remind me of this well-paid job (the incentive, most definitely, they really paid good money – but what’s all the pesa for a 25year old slave back then when you just can’t buy time/freedom/uhuru/leisure time to relax?).

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"how I always answer my phone" (toothpastefordinner.com)

Mobile phones have this wonderful advantage of containing something known as "on/off"-button. Since I chose to become a student again, and since I am NOT doing business again where the refusal to pick up a phone equals lost business, I nowadays sometimes choose to switch off my phone or just let it ring. Why? BECAUSE I CAN! THAT’S WHY!
And yes, there’s no Caller Identity Display (CID/CLIP) on my fixed line phone so it’s always like playing the lottery whenever I pick up the phone. It could be my relas with an important message, friends, job-offers, enemies (?), dumb companies trying to sell me some bogus deals or maybe even the lottery, telling me I’ve won (well, they have my e-mail so wtf… ;-). That is, according to Murphy’s Law, most of my friends try to reach me whenever I am busy³, trying to concentrate on work/ on something really important. That just isn’t fair!

There’s this article I read about Esther Dyson some years ago in which she is quoted as having said something like: "I know (that) I’ve completly recovered from working on monday mornings when I realise that I forgot the PINumber on my mobile phone."
Fortunately, it’s not yet that serious.

Das Sprachexperiment

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Liebe Freunde,

wenn so einer wie ich, der jahrelang von der religiösen Verwandtschaft mit gut gemeinten, frommen Sprüchen zugetextet wurde (und sich dann frug, wo die darauf folgende Handlung blieb), vom scheinbar fast schon fanatischen und intoleranten missionarischen Eifer einiger Besserwisser in Afrika sichtlich genervt wurde, dem (finanziellen) Zwang der Institution Kirche schon vor Jahren den Rücken gekehrt hat, öfter gerne mal einen sarkastischen Witz im TITANIC-Stil über die religiösen Führer dieser Welt macht und dann höchstens aus diplomatischen Beweggründen heraus nicht öffentlich darüber lacht – wenn so einer, der zu Hause auch mindestens zwei Bibelübersetzungen stehen hat und weiß, wo diese auch online in den verschiedensten Ausführungen zu finden sind, den Inhalt der Bibel aber nie so wörtlich genommen und das Ganze eher als Sinnbild verstanden hat, einige Wochen lang auf seine Amazon Bestellung der Volxbibel in der 2. Auflage wartet und sich dann so RICHTIG über das NT in dieser modernen Übersetzung (Leseprobe) freut und öffentlich zu einer Aussage wie: "Die Volxbibel find ich richtig geil!" verleiten lässt — ich glaube dann ist das ein sehr schönes Kompliment und Anreiz für alle Beteiligten, diesen Weg weiter zu gehen.

"Tatsächlich geht es darum, eine Beziehung mit Gott zu haben. Das ist das Einzige, worauf es ankommt."
(S.566, VB)

@CG: viel Erfolg beim Wiki!
@Mbuzi: come and fetch your copy! :-)

P.S.: Sicherlich kann man zum Thema VB & JF noch viel viel mehr schreiben, und sicherlich gibt es da diesen starken Kontrast zwischen 100pro Befürwortern und Gegnern, diese Himmel & Hölle Aufteilung (wtf?!), etc….mir alles soooo egal!
Ich freue mich einfach über die Erkenntnis, dass sich Sprache mit der Zeit verändert und dementsprechend auch Bücher, die von Menschen für Menschen geschrieben wurden und eine Botschaft (welcher Art auch immer) verständlich machen wollen, neu geschrieben werden müssen. Oder anders gefragt: wieso eigentlich nicht? Ist es nicht gerade die Veränderung, die als Einziges Bestand hat?

AOB: Editors "open your arms"

En attendant Godot, part 2

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All you can eat for 500/- Kshs. (~ 5.70 EUR) @ Pizza Inn, Nairobi, Kenya. Offer valid 12-2 pm every day till February 3rd.
[Picture courtesy of Mbuzimoja].

"In order to negotiate our complex lives, Nairobi people have learned to have dual personalities. We move from one language to another, from one identity to another, navigating different worlds, some of which never meet." (Binyavanga Wainaina)

think, world

cyberNomads

“..is an online community for the international black Diaspora with focus Black Europe coming together to recover and document their own social, artistic and academic history establishing the “mothership” databank.

Our goals are
:

  • academic information to tackle stereotypes and racism
  • decrease the social isolation by networking the community and its supporters
  • cultural and political change through technology”

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I wasn’t sure whether I should broach the issue of this on my blog – however, Sokari’s recent thoughts on racism over at Black Looks reminded me that there IS a need to talk about these things.

When I lived in Nairobi, Kenya, East Africa – it never occured to me that I should associate with other WHITE people in order to explain Kenyans that stereotypes like white people = rich aren’t really true. As a heterosexual person, it also never occured to me that I should join other heterosexuals to support and explain my sexual orientation to others.

Sure, those are different situations & circumstances and just as it’s good to see people networking and helping each other, it is sad (for me!) to see that there’s an actual need for such groupings.
Why can’t the world just be tolerant enough to accept and respect others – without making a big fuss about it?

Why should I be regarded a stranger when I go to Kenya and apply for a job with e.g. dayliff.com as a water engineer just because I am a Mzungu? Why are people crying foul when I openly turn this subject around and ask a counter question of why there’s still a difference between skin colours & origin?

As for me, there’s no difference. Neither in Kenya nor in Germany.
But what about the other people?

If You See Kaye…

My roommate and I took these interesting weather conditions with their -11.4°C (+11.5°F) temperature & icy wind as a perfect incentive to eventually clean the unconspicuous cultural heart of this shared flat:

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Mr. Refrigerator a.k.a. kichaga bia

While outsourcing the contents of this beloved and very important beer container to the already frozen balcony, the low temperature had its share on my beer and stole the bottle with malt beer:

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Oettinger Malz Bier – EUR 0.39 / 0.5l (that’s what I call cheap!)

And then, right after that above mentioned box got its required TLC and everything else back in place, Bwana exceedingly smart JKE had this brilliant idea of opening up another deep frozen bottle of beer right in front of this computer…..with the consequence that the whole damn ******************!!!! content literally ejaculated on my pc screen, the keyboard, mouse and the rest of the table.

Good smell, though.

weekisaka

Sunday afternoon, time to note down some thoughts of the week. News that left a smile on my face, and the usual, inevitable rantings that keep on coming up.

Bad news first? – O.k.:

1. The Kamusi Project – Internet Living Swahili Dictionary needs our help: “Dear Visitors: The Kamusi Project will be suspended on January 31, 2006, unless we can raise funds immediately. Please do your part – even small donations will make a big difference. Click here to help.”

Since I often use this wonderful resource online, I would like to contribute with a small donation ( kichango, kuchangizana!) and like to encourage you to do the same if you use that website on a regular basis. Asante sana!

2. So I’ve been shopping in LG yesterday – went to H&M and bought some pants…

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Which came packaged in paper and some sort of soft plastic bag. I don’t know what kind of material that foil is made out of of since it only comes with the Resin identification code (number) 07 – which includes acrylic, polycarbonate, nylon or fiberglass as the possible polymers used on this packaging.
Sure, this bag also has the Green Dot® symbol on it (some dumb marketing trick by german packaging companies to avoid the costs of taking back packaging material from customers) so I know where to dispose off this bag after purchasing the clothes sealed within. However, it still makes me feel bad. So much material / resources used for preventing underwear from becoming dirty on their way from the manufacturer to the customer. No wonder H&M buy their clothes in China – the country where they treat environmental issues like we did in the 1950’s…the only difference being that we don’t seal everything a thousand times. Don’t believe me? Then go to a shop where they sell Asian Foodstuff, buy a pack of tea (=> Lo Han Kuo tea!) and take your time to analyse the different materials they use for sealing a half inch cube of powdered tea.
Back to my pants boxer shorts: H&M – please tell your manufacturers to change this sort of packaging. Thx!

3. The living costs in Nairobi are outrageous:

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check out this recent advertisment from UCHUMI supermarkets in Nairobi, Kenya. 199/= Kshs (~ EUR 2,26) for a 500gr piece of salted butter. I think a lot of Exilkenyaner are suffering from this. Next time you’re in Kenya, your auntie at home will have to buy you a meal, ama?

4. And here’s the good news: there’s DSL (BROADBAND INTERNET!!) available in Kisumu, Western Kenya for something like 5.000/= Kshs. (~ EUR 56,-). So now there’s NO excuse anymore for hiding in Ujerumani. (Oh Lord, please buy find me a nice shamba, an interesting job and lots of health for a bright future in EAK :-)

6. Anja of mwende.de has blogged a small dictionary of Kikamba-German. Great job, Kambamoja!

7. Still thinking about this 1000tags.com nini Hash has been talking on earlier this week…