If You See Kaye…

My roommate and I took these interesting weather conditions with their -11.4°C (+11.5°F) temperature & icy wind as a perfect incentive to eventually clean the unconspicuous cultural heart of this shared flat:

Mr. Refrigerator a.k.a. kichaga bia

While outsourcing the contents of this beloved and very important beer container to the already frozen balcony, the low temperature had its share on my beer and stole the bottle with malt beer:

Oettinger Malz Bier – EUR 0.39 / 0.5l (that’s what I call cheap!)

And then, right after that above mentioned box got its required TLC and everything else back in place, Bwana exceedingly smart JKE had this brilliant idea of opening up another deep frozen bottle of beer right in front of this computer…..with the consequence that the whole damn ******************!!!! content literally ejaculated on my pc screen, the keyboard, mouse and the rest of the table.

Good smell, though.

Author: jke

Hi, I am an engineer who freelances in water & sanitation-related IT projects at Saniblog.org. You'll also find me on Twitter @jke and Instagram.

6 thoughts on “If You See Kaye…”

  1. Is it good though? The Oettinger stuff (as the Sternburg from Leipzig) all tasted awful when I drank them last, and that was about 5 years ago. No opinion on the malt version, though.

  2. ha!ha! ati it ejaculated on your pc .Now Bwana ujerumani, don’t you know not to deep freeze a beer bottle. That is a wasted bia Imara now:-) but you could scoop it to a glass if the meza is clean and I’m sure it tastes as good as new.

  3. I hope you had a proper funeral – for the beer! {eyes welling with tears}Shouldn’t waste beer like that bwana, LOL! But that Pilsner ad thingy is just what I needed to see!

  4. Taste? Well, I only go for the Pilsener & Export of Oettinger for they are comparatively cheap and so their taste is ok although, true, they taste a bit diluted, but well, it’s ok. The malt version isn’t such a burner, a bit too sweet, but since I only use that one for mixing with the Pilsener it is ok. Again, the price makes it taste good. I am not such an expert on beer – as long as it doesn’t taste like “Wicküler” it’s ok :-)

    Sorry for the wasted beer. It almost broke my heart…

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