where is my water, dude?

My, oh my…so I opened the website of The Standard, and came across this animated gif, which leads us to the Website of the “Office of Public Communications“.

Oh? A photo gallery? Lemme see….*click*…. :

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“President Kibaki launching a completed water project.”

Please: with cheap questions such as “What has Kibaki done with your money?” (as shown on that animated gif!), I’d at least also expect the same sort of populism on the sample images as shown on the public communications website. You are talking about water? Then show us the water. Simpoool…

I don’t know who’s responsible for this publicity, but when it comes to politics, my own experience is that Kenyans aren’t that dumb to see WHAT Kibaki, as a person, and the NARC government has brought upon Kenyans in the past.

And I think by now everyone interested has understood so far that the “Baba Moi” era is over, and that change doesn’t entirely depend on a single person in power. So how come they are refocusing it back on a single person? Because of Raila? LOL..

fake usb sticks

A friend of mine recently travelled for business to Guangzhou in China and was offered the following USB flash sticks at a size of 8GB each.

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At a price of about EUR 11,- ( ~0,73 EUR/ MB) each, he quickly decided to buy two sticks. Since he was afraid of being lured into bogus deals by conmen (hey, China is evil :-), he asked for some testing – and on the salesman’s computer, these sticks just worked fine. Windows declared their size at 8 GB each.

Upon returning home, he quickly realized that these sticks actually only offer 16 MB each. 16 MB vs. 8000 MB. What a bummer!

Some quick googleing revealed the following information on the Ebay user forum:

More than 95% of all 1GB, 2GB, 4GB and 8GB USB Flash Drives listed on eBay are counterfeit items and have ‘fake’ capacities. 100% of all 16GB and 32GB USB Flash Drives are FAKE.

They were reprogrammed from much smaller cousins 128MB, 256MB and 512MB capacity drives for quick profit!

Difficult to differentiate visually, as they look like cousin to a real mccoy. Most of them even have brand new packaging, serial numbers like a real mccoy. (source)

And further down it says:

A very high percentage of the counterfeit flash memories are using Hyperstone and iCreate memory controllers, instead of the original manufacturer’s own memory controller!

Aii??

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Now what’s that? An iCreate controller chip, isn’t it? Bingo!

And the article also informs us that “you MUST perform data test by writing a BIG (1GB/2GB/4GB/8GB) file to the usb drive, then READ back the same file from the usb drive to another location on your PC to compare. The READ back process is the only proven way to uncover its ‘REAL’ capacity.”

I am mentioning this because I know USB flash sticks have become very popular all over the world, and while I dislike them for security reasons (import of viruses to computers, quick theft of sensitive edata from companies, etc.), I also know that some of these fake sticks have been sold in Kenya as well.

Someone at our office in Embu bought a bunch of Sony “Vaio” (LOL!!) sticks in the past, and those sticks quickly quit working properly. Upon opening, we found them being made in a very cheap way and any bigger memory chip was in fact missing. And those were 1 GB sticks each which were by that time procured for a price of about Ksh. 5.000 – per stick! Argh!! Also, the office is part of the MW&I, so there you go, wondering who would actually want to cheat the GoK, and, indirectly also the rest of Kenyans.

So please, if you feel that your USB stick isn’t working the way it is supposed to be, or if you want to avoid any future problems while buying that neat 1 GB stick in downtown Nairobi, pls use a programme like this one to double check them before purchase. Might help to avoid some frustrations…

Ahh, this btw also applies to (fake) memory cards!

More on this here, here and here.

aahh?

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Pr0n, baby! YEAH! :-))

And I’ve already been wondering what this “xxx”-signature in short messages actually means (“I’ll meet you at the museum – xxx, Wambui :-)”).

trouvailles (part 3)

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Vol. 3 of the “Golden Afrique” series I mentioned some time ago….

(@Steve & Mshairi: yes, that’s something for our collection, right?)

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An automatic, self-cleaning toilet seat. Amazing.

Just one day, Mental & yours truly will buy 1000 toilets like these and install them all over Kenya. Right?

(No no no, we will install Ecosan toilets instead and teach ppl not to dispose their old batteries inside and other waste one so often finds in public toilets around the world…).

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Came across this booklet with proverbs from Africa.

So, are there any books for sale in “Africa” with proverbs from “Europe”?