Currywurstshushi

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Nothing else illustrates this typical Frankfurt-feeling better than having Maki & Inari Sushi served on a typical packing we normally use for Germany’s most favourite fast food: Currywurst :-)

Oh and btw: Frankfurt rocks, the internship is great & inspiring, there’s fresh and good Sushi available (as pictured above – a mandatory condition with me), the folks I am staying with are great people and it’s just a damn good feeling to be returning to a place I’ve lived before. What I also like about this City is the multi cultural atmosphere and how all these things mix up to a big picture. Oh, and did I mention the affordable Sushi? ^^

(all of the above is just my own lame excuse for not being there with them :-)

Wir sind hier nicht in Seattle, Dirk…

Manchmal frage ich mich, wieso Sven Regener von Element of Crime damals – wie so viele andere auch – nach Berlin zog.

Wenn es allein um die Unfreundlichkeit der Menschen in Norddeutschland ginge, müsste man schon viel weiter südwärts ziehen.
Alleine die Aussicht auf die nächsten Monate in Frankfurt/M ab Juni stimmen mich fröhlich und optimistisch, und der Ausländeranteil in der Stadt von ca. 28% (Quelle…äh?) und gefühlten 70% lässt auf mehr Freundlichkeit im täglichen Miteinander hoffen.

Unfreundlichkeit jedoch, so scheint es, ist gerade eine dieser Eigenarten der Norddeutschen, die primär auffällt und sich oft durch eine auf das Nötigste beschränkte Kommunikation verdeutlicht. Manchmal habe ich hier das Gefühl, den Leuten die Antworten aus der Nase ziehen zu müssen, obwohl diese aufgrund des Wetters wohl genauso verschlossen scheint wie der Mund.

Beispiele aus dem täglichen Leben gibt es einige, aber statt sie hier im Detail aufzuzählen, verweise ich lieber auf das geschätzte statement des Dudes: “These aggressions will not stand, maaaan…”.

Vor allem ist es mir immer wieder derbe peinlich*, wenn ich auf unfreundliche Verkäuferinnen treffe. Hierzulande wird man mit Sicherheit keinen “Dear Customer, we are here because of you”-Aufkleber finden, und irgendwie scheint scheint sich diese – durchaus antrainierbare – Freundlichkeit nur auf die WM letztes Jahr bezogen zu haben.

Es würde meiner Meinung nach so vieles ändern, wenn sich die Menschen einfach mal mit einem Lächeln im Alltag begegnen, auf der Straße auch Unbekannte grüßen (so wie mir Deine Mum das von Florida erzählt hat, Mathias!), Herzlichkeit zeigen und Verständnis füreinander aufbringen.

Die Schwierigkeit besteht dann darin, sich von dieser Unart nicht unterkriegen zu lassen.

(* Wenn man jahrelang im außereuropäischen Ausland für Deutschland als Kulturvermittler tätig ist und mit dem Land in Verbindung gebracht wird, dann schämt man sich ob dieser Haltung im Inland oft.)

Hooligendammit

I have just taken a 3hrs ride by train only to realize that no one is around. The ladies at the administration office are on holiday – both of them. Well, what a coincidence.

Which gives me some time to read and comment on a few articles. You know there’s this G8 summit taking place on June 6-8 2007 in Heiligendamm, which is Germany’s oldest seaside resort.

I read an interesting comment in Germany’s (left-wing) daily “die tageszeitung” this morning about the summit – heck, there are so many stories on this G8 event alone, and while it remains interesting to ask whether the leaders of 8 economic powers should meet and discuss various topics of interest, the actual debate seems to be on how the State actually excludes it’s citizens, and how democratic rights are waived for dubious security reasons.

This isn’t about a meeting of economic powers anymore, but about democracy and how we are supposed to do something for others if we can’t even demonstrate against such an event. The quality of a democracy clearly shows during such events.

This whole event is one big ******* lie to me.

Wahlhelfer, part 2

There was an article in the local newspaper the other day where the State of Bremen asked its readers to volunteer for today’s election day. I quickly downloaded the application form from the inet and applied for that position as I always wanted to do that kind of work.

Such a one-day job actually includes arriving at the polling station as early as 7.30 am and supporting the election official until all votes are registered, which means you’re home at about 9 pm.

Despite of being interested in that kind of work, I also wanted to see WHO actually lives in this area which had been my interim home during 1983-1990 – and since I had just returned to a familiar place for the first time in my life, a place I am sometimes ready to accept as my “base station”, I thought it would be great to see some familiar faces from the past.
Besides, there’s EUR 30,- incentive at the end of the day, and in my Kenyanesque brainstructures, this equals to around Kshs. 2700/= for a day of just sitting on a desk and making sure that ppl drop their votes. Dude, could I ask for more? Simple!

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So what’s the difference?

Besides of different procedures (voters get their electoral card sent through normal snail mail and have to deliver either this card or their ID card in order to vote), one thing remains as an amusing fact.

Well, can u see that long bench in the middle of the floor? We used it to divide the room into two areas for each electoral district, but ppl here – for some peculiar reason – apparently saw this as a challenge to change lines a.k.a. districts and consequently line up for another district. They just jumped over the bench as if they were back in school (the building is a primary school).

==> Whereas you’d probably see an askari with a rungu in Kenya, making sure that ppl keep order, there was no order here, just unbelievably “smart” people (~ 5% of them having a PhD) who apparently thought to be smarter than the rest by jumping over the bench the line. Idiots.

Needles to mention that the majority of the electorate in this district voted for a very conservative party. I guess this goes to show the actual meaning of permanent head damages (phd). ^^

The problem with many ppl is their inability to think in juristic terms – putting your vote on a piece of paper isn’t voting but instead dropping that vote into a sealed box and getting your name registered as having voted. The consequence of this misunderstanding is that they put every emphasis on marking their cross on that piece of paper, but when it comes to the actual process of registering your vote, many voters today just wondered about this extra hassle.

And yes, it was a nice experience today and I would do it again any other day. It’s a good feeling to be living in a society where ppl actually care about each other, and despite of these somewhat peculiar relicts of German history, I appreciate being part of the system, even if its just for one day.

Of course I just had to close the day with Bremen’s best product: Beck’s Gold! :-)

a stupid letter

Actually, I wanted to blog this in German, but then I remembered a request some time ago from fellow blogger DQ, who asked about “a post on what Germany is like”.
Well, Germany is just as diverse as any other country, and there’s a lot to blog from here, just as there’s a lot to blog from remote villages in Kenya. I am often tempted to write in German, but then I read a quote from a page yesterday, where they listed a few popular German bloggers – and guess what? Looks like there are only a few Germans out there who blog in English.

Wooooha, baby, I knew it! I knew it! I am sooooo Eurokenyan 2.0…. :-)

Whatever. No matter what language, things like “election campaigns” are just as dumb in Germany as they are in Kenya.
Whereas politicians in Kenya are meanwhile busy talking about proper leadership (as if problems could be solved by better leaders only), a similar stupidity applies to Germany, where – on a very local level – we’ll have elections on May 13th 2007 in the City and Federal State of Bremen.

There are about 13 parties who are trying to obtain some votes, and among the bigger players that regularly make it to the Bundestag – the German parliament in Berlin – there are smaller parties as well. One of them is the DVU, the Deutsche Volksunion, who today sent me a very strange letter:

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This young DVU candidate, who is about my age, sent out letters where he asked for votes. Well, that’s normal practise. EVEN the mission statements on the attached flyer aren’t as bad as one could assume – with the DVU being a very nationalistic, far right party – I never expected anything else but nationalistic issues such as that Germany has in the past contributed “too much” to the European Union or that the impoverishment of Germans should be reduced and so on. They indeed claim to be the German People’s Union, which is why they came up with nationalistic subjects which may be understood by the common people. Or in other words: just as smart Kenyans don’t give a damn if Raila Odinga keeps on driving around in a Hummer or a Jaguar, smart Germans don’t give a damn about such issues the DVU made a subject of their discussions. Why?

Because all these issues may indeed have an interesting core, but are completely out of this world. Because the attached letter is so blatantly stupid that you instantly question the social maturity of the DVU candidates. And Siggi, the DVU candidate who made it to the parliament in Bremen during the last elections, is just a living proof for…..well, let’s say: God’s humour. THESE GUYS, however, aren’t just funny, but also interested in manipulating those one that still can’t seperate good and evil. They actually went to some schools in the City and distributed DVDs with German music. Nothing wrong about that – but what would you think if a politician comes to the school of your children and tries to influence them? See?

There are indeed a lot of things that need to change in Bremen, Germany and Europe. However, I really doubt that the DVU will be part of the solution process.

And for those who are still undecided and who are allowed to vote – there’s this Wahl-O-Mat thing on the internet – a small applet that lists about 30 theses from political parties. Now even if you don’t speak German, pls have a look at it. This thing could be a perfect gadget for the election campaign in Kenya – maybe via SMS? All it does is listing all these theses, and then you can click or vote for what you think is best. In the end it shows you what you voted for – and what the political parties are campaigning for.
Makes sense whenever the electorate is interested in real issues, and when things are not only about identifying “good leaders”.

Happy Ea(s)ter!

SANY0183

Well, I never really understood why ppl are eating easter eggs on easter weekend (as there are too many possible explanations), but this assortment here is just awesome.

Easter actually starts on sunday, but the bunny inside made such a noise that I got permission to open it in advance (hey, I asked!). And WOW what did I find inside?

Two beautifully painted eggs. Now that’s real love, ama? :-)

And, the best part: it reminds me of last year!