DemokraZy

Diaa Laedi­is aend Gaentlemaaehn,

wan­ce aga­ein vee will haeff demo­kra­tikk i‑laektions hier in ze Feder­rrrlll Riip­a­b­liik of Ger­mo­ney. Tomor­row ivi­ning vee will noo äbaut the poli­ti­ka­el fiu­tiu­ar of zis kantrii.
Oll kan­di­dae­tes haeff pri­ipa­e­red them­selfs aend traid to maeik ae guut impres­si­on on ze elek­torae­te diu­ring ze past fiew wiiks. Herr Schroe­der of ze soc­cer demo­kra­zy part-tii of Ger­mo­ney (SPD) oar Frau Mer­kel of ze cor­rupt demon uni­on (CDU) arr ze maeid­scho kann-di-daets aend wan off zem will biikam ze naext Kaen­cellor of zis kan­trii. Ze posi­tiff saait ii-ffect of oll zis is zat ze pii­pol hier duu toalk aebaut poli­tiks aegaehn…aend naow Ei dii-arr­ly hohp zaht zis will laahst waei biiyondt ze i‑laektions.

Ger­mo­ney is amangg ze riichaeeeest kan­tri­is in zee woerrld and vee haeff ooooll ze laxiu-arii zaht wan kan aas­kh foar. Foar insta­ens, vee haeff no haa­rii-kaens, no earrrth­quaeks, no assar naturrlll dii-sast­srrss (aek­zept maei­bii zee stiu­pitt miu­sikk zei arr kon­stant­lii pleeing oon ze ree­dioo) aend zee moost imporr­t­antt posi­tiff a‑dschiievement of coarrrse is piiiice in Uropp. Yess! No waarrrs in Ger­mo­ney foar 60 yearrs naow aend vee duu not wont to bi inwolft in assa warrs arr­round the woerrld iwa­en if Frau Mer­kel ssa­ed samsing dif­fa­er-rent ze assar daei wha­en shii woas in Woa­shing-ton, wiisii­t­ing ze lii­da of „ze guut saitt“, Mis­ta Schoorsch Dabbel­Juh Busch.

Onn zee assar haend off coar­se, vee haeff samsing laik 5 tuu 7 mil­li­on jobb-laess pii­pol in dis kan­trii aend vee will niid to tscha­ei­insch zis suun! Oll pii­pol will niid tuu haeff woerk and haeff an in-kam!
So, ouar poli­ti­scha­ans toalk aebaout zis oll zee taim aend of coar­se zei arr toal­king aebaout hau zei will fai-naehn­ce all zis in fiu­tua. Aend, diaa laedi­is aend gaen­tle­maaehn, wot Ei miss aebaout zhos diss-kus­si­ons oll zeh taim arr poli­ti­s­chi­ans zaht stand ap aend askk forr zeh weii vee oll wont tuu liff toges­sa in fiu­tua. Forr mii, it iss moar ae quesch­ti­on off haow vee wont tuu liff toges­sa aee­es aee so-sai-i-ty wiss laff forr iidsch assar zaehn aee quesch­ti­on off fai-naehn­cing oll zis aess zer is olwaysss ae weii off gaet­ting zings dan­ne if vee riily wont tuu. Maa­nii is not aev­ry­zing aend not aet ze koar off ze hool debae­te, bat jast aen instru­ment. Vee mast not luuk aet zee bad­ga­et oll zee taim, bat insta­ed foo­kuss on iss-schuus laik haeltzz, fae­mil-lii aend aedu­ka­e­ti­on poli­si aend mark zhos eitems aes ze maein adgen­da. Rait naow zhei arr duuing it zee assar waii raund. Aend, aess Ei maehn-tschiont oeerr­liaar, Ei riily hoohp zaht zeh demo­kra­z­ik aen-thu-ssi-assm naow dass nott endt wis zee i‑laektions aend zehm pii­pol puht-ting zeihr kross aett zeh dii-sai­arrd parrrti.

Iii-sa weii, iff aefri­sing bii­koms woerrrss, vee will still bii eebll tuu goo aend haeff oua MASS aett ze Miinch­na Okto­berrr­fest. O’zapft is! emoticon

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