If You See Kaye…

My roommate and I took these interesting weather conditions with their -11.4°C (+11.5°F) temperature & icy wind as a perfect incentive to eventually clean the unconspicuous cultural heart of this shared flat:

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Mr. Refrigerator a.k.a. kichaga bia

While outsourcing the contents of this beloved and very important beer container to the already frozen balcony, the low temperature had its share on my beer and stole the bottle with malt beer:

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Oettinger Malz Bier – EUR 0.39 / 0.5l (that’s what I call cheap!)

And then, right after that above mentioned box got its required TLC and everything else back in place, Bwana exceedingly smart JKE had this brilliant idea of opening up another deep frozen bottle of beer right in front of this computer…..with the consequence that the whole damn ******************!!!! content literally ejaculated on my pc screen, the keyboard, mouse and the rest of the table.

Good smell, though.



6 Responses to

  1. Gravatar einbecker says:

    Is it good though? The Oettinger stuff (as the Sternburg from Leipzig) all tasted awful when I drank them last, and that was about 5 years ago. No opinion on the malt version, though.

  2. Gravatar Irena says:

    ha!ha! ati it ejaculated on your pc .Now Bwana ujerumani, don’t you know not to deep freeze a beer bottle. That is a wasted bia Imara now:-) but you could scoop it to a glass if the meza is clean and I’m sure it tastes as good as new.

  3. Gravatar Whispering Inn says:

    I hope you had a proper funeral – for the beer! {eyes welling with tears}Shouldn’t waste beer like that bwana, LOL! But that Pilsner ad thingy is just what I needed to see!

  4. Gravatar kikuyumoja says:

    Taste? Well, I only go for the Pilsener & Export of Oettinger for they are comparatively cheap and so their taste is ok although, true, they taste a bit diluted, but well, it’s ok. The malt version isn’t such a burner, a bit too sweet, but since I only use that one for mixing with the Pilsener it is ok. Again, the price makes it taste good. I am not such an expert on beer – as long as it doesn’t taste like “Wicküler” it’s ok :-)

    Sorry for the wasted beer. It almost broke my heart…

  5. Gravatar + the mzungu + on WP.com » drink Chai, not Beer via Pingback:

    [...] Its damn cold over here. Some -10° C today in southern germany. This are the times I prefer a cup of HOT chai instead of frozen beer, not even a good one*! I just recently received some packs of original Ketepa Tee from Nairobi. It’s great to have friends and family over there that supply me with some basics, since we have no in Ujerumani. (Ati, there is nothing like http://uchumi.co.ke or even dot com?) Or can you imagine to buy a pack of Jogoo maizemeal at 23 USD?** Anyway, this shop is probably better than nothing. * JKE, I would have loved to link tusker.de, but since it’s on sedo… ** plus $ 6,95 shipping worldwide [...]

  6. Gravatar drink Chai, not Beer at zungu.NET via Pingback:

    [...] Its damn cold over here. Some -10° C today in southern germany. This are the times I prefer a cup of HOT chai instead of frozen beer, not even a good one*! I just recently received some packs of original Ketepa Tee from Nairobi. It’s great to have friends and family over there that supply me with some basics, since we have no? in Ujerumani. (Ati, there is nothing like http://uchumi.co.ke or even dot com?) Or can you imagine to buy a pack of Jogoo maizemeal at 23 USD?** Anyway, this shop is probably better than nothing. * JKE, I would have loved to link tusker.de, but since it’s on sedo… ** plus $ 6,95 shipping worldwide [...]

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