Diaa Laediis aend Gaentlemaaehn,
wance agaein vee will haeff demokratikk i-laektions hier in ze Federrrrlll Riipabliik of Germoney. Tomorrow ivining vee will noo äbaut the politikael fiutiuar of zis kantrii. Oll kandidaetes haeff priipaered themselfs aend traid to maeik ae guut impression on ze elektoraete diuring ze past fiew wiiks. Herr Schroeder of ze soccer [...]

Another "isn’t this cool" link from the Kenyan Pundit about IDEA.
Ati?
Yes. IDEA stands for International Dialects of English Archive…omg! Germany! aaahhhh…..U nooo, vee in Germoney do häff ä verii stränge äccänt when it comesss to spiiking Inglish….so pliiz biar in maind zäht it is not oua mothertongue (aglossia??? :-)))))

Yesterday evening I had a few drinks with an old friend of mine and someone came up, asking me about this little creature on my jacket:

I got this little Doraemon button about 25 years ago when we were in Japan and found it again among my stuff a few years ago. [...]

              Hello World!
We took this pic earlier this week – it shows my little niece and uncle Kikuyumoja. Aterere…today I tried to teach her some important words (jambo, weka tano, tigwo no uhoro, etc.) but she chose to sleep instead.
Being uncle is just fantastic!